Could you pass the turkey and......seashell please!

Yes....I've been waiting for this trip for about two years. And in about exactly two weeks, give or take and hour or so, my family and I will be on a Carnival Cruise boat on our way to the Bahamas for Thanksgiving week!! Woooo hooo! Beautiful clear to turquoise waters.....lush greenery.....white sands....perfect weather somewhere around 76*, I'm already wearing my straw hat, you know, the one with the little dingy balls all around. Heck, forget the turkey...I'll have that Pina Coloda, WITH the tiny umbrella...thank you, served to me by Sven, the Sveedish masseur, right after he rubs me down with banana scented EVOO (all natural is the only way to go these days, forget that Hawaiian Tropic crap). I wonder if I can use my leftover fodder shock as a grass skirt? Hmmm. Anyway, you can envy me, but I'd rather you just wish me Bon Voyage! and pray we don't have rain....or something worse :(